May The Saddest Day

May the saddest day of your future,

Be no worse than the happiest day of your past !

If You Add Me

If you add me and i decline you, Please don't add me again.

Because i will decline you again,

Again and again and again,

Until it comes to the stage where i have to block you, Don't beg a friend. Got that ? ! :P

Facebook Is Like

Facebook is like a refrigerator . One opens it every few minutes just to see if there's anything new and usually there's not. :P

Soon Christian Wedding

Soon christian wedding will be performed like this:

Priest : Do you agree to change your Facebook status from single to married ?

Boy : Yes

Girl : Yes

Priest : Congrats ! You are now husband and wife. You may now poke the bride. And please don't forget to tag me in your wedding pictures.

Researchers Say That

Researchers say that people who frequently use Facebook are more likely to gain weight and increase credit card debit.

So if you over-weight and messed financial affairs, You can safely blame it on Facebook.

Shero Shayari Ki

Shero Shayari Ki Bharmar Se Wall Bhar Dalo,

Apni Facebook Wall Mein 10 Minutes Mein Dard Bhari Shayari Ki Barsaat Kar Dalo,

Kya Pata Kon Si Shayari Kon Si Wall Ka Dil Jeet Le...